there's a monster in my bed..okay it's just spongebob who had a...weird smile.
HELLO people. okay confirm nobody visit my blog anymore bcos they keep seeing the same pic which i took with my sister. tk habes2 23rd june post. now it's freakin 17th july!! so i assume people will slowly come back in...10 days. so hello to you in 10 days. im from 10 days ago. i sound like time traveller blog. ok stop it fir.
im happy to say that i had finally done my report. yes the killing food safety report which makes my life depressed and traumatised of gm food which is so geography. i get to include some part of the report from my sister's sec 4 geography book. can you believe that?? So, thank you moe for making my life easy. i can't believe that day i spent 12 hrs completing the report. most of the time spent is for researching. research research until i expert already. can become assassin. okay what's research got to do with assassin once again??
So woohoo. It's going to be over soon. Food safety is going to be over. Am just left with the final test which is in 2 weeks time (I had this eerie feeling that it's going to be damnnn hard). SIP is coming to an end...which is surprisingly sad.
I know. I've been counting down the days to the end of attachment. But when I looked through my logbook and realised there's few more weeks left, i felt a tinge of sadness. I'm quite surprised though. I thought I hate my SIP so much but not for koolwerks. I think I'm falling in love with the place. It's fun you know. More fun than doing boring QA/QC stuff, counting the endless plates and recording results. wow how fun is that.
BUT making ice cream is when you can scream and sing at the top of your lungs (don't worry, we wore our face masks okay!) You think you can scream and sing in labs mehh?? somemore the company is our school's one. so, we treat the place mcm bapak kiter punye tempat ah. like our father place like that ah. I'm going to miss uncle. Without him, the place will be so crook crook. I can't forget the the chin chow joke - chin chow floating in the sea. Okay, it's a racist joke ok. i can't believe a 60+ years old man can make a racist joke.
I guess I will really enjoy and make use of the precious time left in koolwerks. Actually right, i told uncle i will be coming back for the next few weeks. geesh fir why you have to be so emo??
so many things happen for this one whole month. i saw a lot of funny and scary people.
black flasherobviously you all know what's flasher means. well, i'm not trying to be racist but i was really irritated with this particular indian guy. i was on the way to koolwerks. i was depressed okay. so, i walked damn slowly. then i saw something disturbing. like something on the right is shaking. it's so distuburbing and i turned my head.
omg. i fucking saw an indian guy shaking his penis ok?! it was disgusting and really disturbing. what's worse is that he pointed and shook his penis in front of me ok?! im like omg i just walk damn fast. i realised there's noone around me! it's freakin 9am and there's noone?? it's few blocks away from my house somemore. so, i warned my sister not to go that route anymore. she went on like -.- i don't use that route.
sad. he don't really look senile. he looks young and a gangster! (judge from his highlighted hair) i think he's just too horny. i could just imagine him chasing after me with parang and tried to rape me. omg scary right?? lucky it happened in the morning. hmm if at night also, i don't realise he was shaking his penis.
'erm, what are you doing?'
' shaking my penis.'
' oh sorry, it didn't catch much of my attention. it's lil bit too dark in here'
why can't he just go home,watch porn and masturbate himself. must he really scare people with his penis?
what is wrong with people??!! what's happening to the world??!
speaking of weird people, just now i saw this woman. when i meant woman, it's an older woman who's in her 30s like that. not young and sexy woman. well, okay she had piercings on her face - the bull piercing. you guys should know that. im like okay. then, i saw something extraordinary.
something which i've never seen before. it's a really rare thing (or is it the in thing?) she pierced her...how do i say it...her cleavage! she pierced in the middle of the chest area. ouch man. i don't know if it's common but it's my first time seeing a woman piercing her chest. i mean, piercing nipples is common lah. i bet her wardrobe are all low-cart shirts. the question is why would she pierce there? people might mistaken it as nipples!
confirm the indian guy will shake more if he saw that silver nipples. okay so, i bet she can't wear any push up bra bcos it will hurt damn alot! i think she used to wear push up bra and her cleavage could be easily seen. her bf/husband got damn furious and wanted her to pierce in the middle of the chest area so that there's no cleavage!
ok ok im just exaggerating. maybe it's just a fashion thing but not too impressive for me.
well, it reminds me of this rock n roll family which i really salute. the parents looked rather old. i could tell by the white hair. but omg i really want to be like her when im 50. despite her grey hair, she styled it to make it look like mohawk. she wore an aviator glasses and wore christian audigier's clothes from head to toe. not only her, the whole family wore christian audigier's clothes. cool shit man. i feel like taking their picture and frame it and let it be my inspiration when im become a senior citizen.
their children are young and so cute! they dressed up their kids like rockstar too. you guys know how damn ex christian audigier's clothes are. one piece of shirt cost up to 100+. i think they're hardcore fan of christian audigier. what makes me salute them is that they're malays and have their own sense of fashion and i totally respect that. i could feel like only me and bf goes wahhhh and the others were laughing at them. at least they afford to buy expensive clothes ok people!
okay let's just update something more interesting k? last 2 days was my mum's birthday. me & my sis bought the cake from the icing factory. it's the coolest shop ever. it's located at the basement of t1 but the people down are so..blur? they don't understand what the hell im talking and i don't understand what the hell she tokin. so, i stood at the DIY counter and stared at the person. the person just ignored and did his icing of the cake.
so, me and my sis just stood there, waiting. i asked the lady where to decorate the cake. she replied 'at the DIY counter' im like fine then. so we waited. after like 10mins, i learnt that you must purchase the cake at the cashier counter. then, the cashier girl will give the decorations and icings. i feel like an idiot ok? im glad noone realised it.
i dun have any sense of creativity. my sis who is so used to drawing and decorating, i let her decorate ok. my god, i feel like a complete loser who knows how to do report only. starting from now, i'm going to practice drawing my bf's face before going to sleep.
celebrated my mum and didi's birthday at my house. we ordered kfc and golden pillow. dd bought cheese fries and pizza. this time, the curry chicken from golden pillow is a big disappointment. it tasted more milky. the curry flavour is just gone. i think your mum's curry more nicer. so, a big regret to order the golden pillow.
and lastly on didi's birthday,

first of all, HAPPY 20TH BIRTHDAY JUFFANDI! i know it's 1 day late but heyyy, you've turn 20 already. still looking young huhh?? well sadly, we didn't take any pictures. he was damn jaded and tired. he played game from 11pm to 6am and didn't get enough sleep despite telling him many times to get enough rest for his birthday.
everything went on well. treated him to seoul garden. it was damn ex. TOO EX for the food which i didnt really enjoy. the food is not much satisfying. i don't know how come i don't like eating there anymore. when i think of it, i feel like throwing up. i ate damn a lot of meat. i ate curry marinated, black pepper one, squid, cockles until i want to throw up. it's kind of like 'sampah' food which food are mixed up and there's no main course meal or whatsoever. after you bbq for a while, you'll end up eating the carbon. it's very scary how consuming this carbon thing could lead you to cancer. REALLY!
surprisingly, i prefer sakura. although there's a lot of japanese food and im not a big fan of it. at least, it's organised, more variety, nicer and hygienic. i don't remember wanting to throw up after eating at sakura.
okay wtv lah fir. so fussy bout food. i really dunnoe how come i dunlike seoul garden anymore. i thought i used to love it...hmmm.
after that, treated him to movies. he expected some predators show or what but i booked despicable me. okay there's a weakness in me k. when i go to movies website and see like 4 or 5 stars review, ill just have the urge to watch it. like despicable me, it got 4 and a half star, beating eclipse. can u imagine that how good it is??
and yes it was damn good. i should really stop watching animated movies. i dunnoe. i just feel so kiddish nowadays. that day, i watched toy story like 3 times and ended up laughing like stupid girl who thinks she's 9. seriously, despicable me is damn hilarious. a very touching one. it's for dads who are workaholic. maybe this movie will ring their bell. ceh, which dad will read my blog??
so that's all. will update more soon!