HELLO my beautiful readers! okay note to self okay. im supposed to post this entry last 2 weeks ago. so the stories will be so basi and so tk perlu. anw, just read it ok.

i got pranked by a some stupid guy name hazim. cb okay. i think this was the worst prank i got in my entire life..

i was doing my qa/qc test on the ice cream while hazim & khad were cleaning the continuous freezer. i was soooo engrossed with the test until..hazim called me. his big hands got stuck inside the dasher. you know the dasher hole is damn freaking small. im the one who always clean that small hole bcos my arm is like stick ah. alamak duh so obvious.

then funny you know. he was panicking. he couldn't take out his hand. he panic, i panic 10x more ok!

him: tolong aku fir..tangan aku stuck!
(help me fir..my hand's stuck)

me: asal kau cuci dasher?! kau bodoh ah. aku kan slalu cuci ni bende!
(why you go wash the dasher?! stupid right you. i always clean this dasher what!)

him: abeh kau kan ngah busy buat test. aku tk kacau ah! tolong aku panggil uncle..
(then you busy doing your test. i dunwan to disturb ah. please help me call uncle..)

i really dunwan to call uncle. confirm he also panic right. i tried to pull his hands out but cannot! so i tried acting smart ah..

me: alahh..pakai sabun. ah aku ambek sabun k. jadi licin tgn kau!
( use soap ah! i take soap k so your hands will be slippery enough to get out!)

him: tkleh tkleh. tolong panggil uncle!
(cannot cannot. pls call uncle!)

so i sprinted to uncle office. i was shaking and i was really out of breath.

me: uncle uncle! hazim's hand got stuck!
uncle: HUH?!!!!! haiyah haiyah!!
erica: huh got stuck ah??!

uncle's face expression damn priceless ok. he was laughing but when i broke the news, wah his face turned purple ok. aiwei who was sleeping by the door woke up all of the sudden and panic. uncle took out his specs and squeezed out from his small office. eh siallah like got fire u noe. fire burning fire burning. ok ok. so all 4 of us sprinted to the production area and there........the 2 idiots laughing like mad.

babi. cb u noe hazim. i got the shock of my life. i imagine his arms kena amputated. all of the firefighters will come and cut the thousands of dollars machine. there goes tp money. lots of things playing in my head already. you watch out ah hazim. they went on like that will be part of the beautiful memories -.-

bastard. you watch out ah. you'll see what will happen to you ah. haha.

okay that was all. haha. sheesh fir.

we are currently on week 11! only God knows how damn happy i am to be left with 5 weeks. 16 weeks down to 5 weeks. its going to be damn fast, faster than the speed of lightning ah! seriouss. it seems like yesterday was the first day of SIP okay.

i see people enjoying their holiday, sleep late, wake up late, watch world cup and go waka waka. alamak. after this, am going to CHIONGG for project report & SIP report. den, done!! can focus on gaining more weight. ok i forgot i need to fast by the time SIP ends. okay byebye babat.

this reminds me of the tweet that i posted last 2 weeks ago. haha everything is so last 2 weeks sia fir. i was depositing money (i hate depositing money into the bank. ill sweat like mad just to put 10bucks into my pathetic account) okay yah. so i saw a lot of disturbing people.

beware, the content that you're about to read may cause trauma. so, i just dunwan to kutuk lah but she like...A.A. (attract attention) thats why lah very disturbing. whats embarassing is that she's a MALAY. ok here's the actual story, i was queuing up. i saw an obese malay woman (im trying very hard to sound respectful) wearing this lace with a striking green bra inside and i can totally see her boobs inside.

like her actual size of her boobs. she was wearing a short skirt and a pair of gladiator heels. she was guarded with some matreps with as usual lah with their angkong and piercings. the skin like burned already also got angkong. stare at people like their tattoo got 3D. walauuu.

i dunnoe what they were thinking lah. the woman is not even young. she looks like she got 10 kids at home, who's wondering why the hell the mum's boobs got lampu. omg, why my mum's tetek got light sia??

what was inside her head like seriously? she can wear lace, i dun fuckin care but wear something respectful lah inside. like tube or what. striking green bra??? pak haji walk pass, wah batal you know air sembahyang.

haiyoohh.

anw, watched karate kid yesterday with bf. eh got free ticket k. cathay was having anniversary. so i think u spent about 100+ then get free tix? but not worth it lah. spent so much for movie tix for what?? so me & bf waited patiently for the weekends to come and i tell you the timeslot always got sold out. irritating u noe. so since we got free tix right, we watched the digital version.

the actual price of the tix is 10.50! then i watch ah, NO DIFFERENCE OK?! bf tot got 3D somemore. haha. geeshh, people pay extra 50cent for...watching the same thing.

it's good, really really good. i give 5 out of 5. the funny part (SPOILER ALERT) was that jackie chan was crying bcos he was the reason his wife and son died. then, this small boy console him by....passing him the stick, asking him to train the boy. then, jackie chan happy u noe. funny right??

dude, that guy is damn depressed somemore can ask him to train. haha ok. it's funny too lah. i heard jackie chan was serious in this movie but actually no. he's really funny ok. ok so watch if u haven watch! i seriously dun mind watching the second time. this reminds me of ip man but smaller version lah. ip boy...ok ok lame..

that should be it! will post my next entry soon..i hope. haha.