firi, going 22 on Sept 21. in a 8 years relationship with my one and only Juffandi Jefferi. currently working as management support officer which has no absolute relation to my course of study. however, food will always be my greatest indulgence. cooking is my passion. having a collection of cosmetics & perfumes is my obsession :)
hey people, dun u know ive the crookiest blog ever. muaha. it's about time i change my blogskin, picture and everything. it's been so long since i take pictures like syiok sendiri. i dunnoe why i seemed not to have enough time for all this thing. i am seriously going crazy...
reading ht blog makes me realise i do have a boring school life. school is just making me so hectic. i failed 3 of my quizzes oredi. i dunnoe wth is wrong with me like seriously. it keeps me worrying everyday whether i could get away this semester without taking any supp paper. oh pls, no supp for me in my poly life. nooooooooo! neeeeehiiii (bahasa hindi)
okay im hungry dats why i feel so horrible. okay bye now.
okayy yahuuu. i just got back and i saw two weird looking slippers outside my house and i knew it. my brother having a slumber party with two guys. three guys in a room. hmmm are you thinking what im thinkin? raise eyebrow.
okay dont even think about that. they playing guitar hero metallica which i quietly sort of stole it and intended to play at didi house but in the end, he prefered world tour..and he finds it boring okay! he finds sleeping at my tummy is a more fun thing to do.
kwanggg.
the room is stinked with smoke and ketiak smell okay. i can suffocate to death if i stayed there for a sec in the room..or i purposely dial sengkang fire station so that didi would come and do cpr on me. it will seriously take me ages to wake up.
okay i'm seriously so high and im not even sleepy. i mean i could jog around the whole house for 10 times. i dont mind. muahaha. okay yeah ill be having pre dawn meal next 3 hours. den after that, 3 hrs of sleep. woohooo so high man.
okay bf is working tmr...and it's gonna be a loooonnggg boringggg day. okay bye.
okay i was randomly reading nutrition & adults notes. there's one slide toking about risk factors for hypertension. okay okay so, race was one of the factors..and i got disturbed by this sentence!
Race - more common among blacks than whites
omg what do mean by black people are high risk getting hypertension?? i mean niggas are at high risk having hypertension than the whites??! den what im classified under? brown people? and im in the middle of the black and white? wtf u tokin about! this is racist!
okay okay random. i just got really disturbed. okay bye.
hello wassup peopleeessss. okay i am currently BORED. bf is workin, which explains im gonna be at home for the WHOLE day on a saturday. damnn. okay trying to be positive, i can finish up my entrepreneur essay. muahaha. who knows mom gonna knock on my door and be like ' heyyy lets go for ikan bakar' slurrpp. and i noe it's not gonna happen. everyone's wallets are torn rabak.
okay so yeah, im seriously broke. my allowance for next week is ALL GONE. GONE GONE. DEAD & GONE. damn. ive been wearing the same contacts for month and didi said im starting to have smoker's eyes! eh siallah! my contacts solution GONE GONE. DEAD & GONE. my concession expired. GONE GONE.
i am sobbing here. it's about time i need to save money. okay nvm, ill fast next week.
okay ive a good news..for myself! yesterday randomly, didi mother gave me a compliment. she said im growing fat! oh boyy. den the makcik was like ur tummy are fat but ur hand like straw. okay thats kinda sad to hear but still! im fat. didi exaggerate by saying i got double chin oredi. okay okay rilek okay.
den, he started to worry why suddenly i become sooo boncit. maner tk! everyday i go his house, eat eat. fry epok2 at night. fry here and dere. eat nasi, eat chickens. kebebom ah my tummy. or..maybe im just too happy and...stressed? muahaha.
okay. on thurs there's no lab. wooohoo. den, we went to koolwerks at bedok. an ice-cream factory owned by our school. since our school owns it,we play around like our father's factory. went inside this -20degrees celsius walk-in freezer. omg it was damn damn damn cold okay like north south pole. okay den leslie locked us inside. i, having the least fat among them, got traumatised. i feel like i was in one of those horror movies where the murderer will locked people in the freezer and freeze to death. goshhh...den, i got a brain freeze. drama rightt?? i was to near to tears okay.
i dunnoe how they can take pictures inside and smile and eat ice cream??! gosh these people have no sense of coldness.
during the borringg csas class.
suker hana suker. mardy tembelll. awww.okay ky, the fiercest class chairman. wooooo.
okay get the picture?
okay thank you agnes tan hui teng for the picture. muaha peace out.
okay this reminds me of a kental boy who we came across at the comp lab. okay me and mardy were doing fpqa project and randomly this kental chinese boy was like 'heyy wassup my niggass!' with this weirddddd i mean very weirrddd accent. he pronounce it as NI-GUS. den me and mardy gave a wtf look. when he said that, his friends were silent. probably they were like ' i aint no black. i aint no nigga. i aint no blingbling.'
okay okay. sooooo, it's been a very very tiring and old week. been spending time flipping notes, killing brain cells and heyyy i get to get over itt. wohooooo. so, on wednesday was mum's bdae. so yeah celebrated didi's bdae too lah. the cancerians. SAD rightt bf have to work on his 19th birthday! i was expecting some birthday bash ke...somebody throw him in the pond ke...but dunhave. awww.
anyway, HAPPY 19TH BIRTHDAY BOTAK! botak is stressing out when his hair gonna grow when his hair is actually growing..very fast. okayy..den on friday went out with didi and his friends. well, i was really surprised clauds expected him to be 20yrs old. 0.o went to eat, watched them karoake-ing. didi blushed worse than an apple when they asked him to sing. muahaha. anw faroq&clauds, thnx for everything yarr! :D
the next day, fetched didi all the from woodlands. took 168 like a loner but i really enjoyed smiling and frowning at this old apek in front of me. i think it was the first time he took a bus. everytime the bus stops, he will look outside with a wahhhhhhhhh-face like he's on zoo tour. seriously he was like jakon u noe. there was one time he was looking at this car and i think the car was too small that he had to take out a MAGNIFYING GLASS! awww haha. i expect him to take out his glasses or wad but no! a cute black magnifying glass! awww.
okay bf is working todae. he's working on this very beautiful day! gossshh. okay, need to someee projectt. okay bye now.
okay didi just wont let me post all the pop pics. hmpff. okay one okay? can see he's sweating like wad. muahaha. okay bye.
tmr there is food sanitation quiz which i just found out just now. what a good news. there is food ingredients assessment which will be assessed! (thats why it's called assessment dol)
wed there is food preserv. presentation. there is food sanitation project meetup which i still haven do my part.
thurs there is com skill presentation and leslie haven do the slides.
fri there is nutrition quiz on 3 blardy topics including adolescents which everyone is sooo clueless about it!
next wed is submission for food sanitation project and fri is submission for nutrition project! and it's yet incomplete!!
okay i got a face to show u people....
is this school or prison ??!! prison at least got free food. school must buy own food. they shud provide us free food. or least cheeseburger for everyone!
i cant fast(which means i cant save money$) bcos i got period after 2 weeks of period. so weird! i got spotting! somebody explain to me what it really means! sobs bcos it's scaring the hell out of me...
and mum's bdae falls on wed and bf on thurs &&&& bf happen to work on that dayy! sad sad gf.
okay i seriously NEED to update this. ive this major problem which i found it disturbing. the thing is..
my lift which serves every floor is in operation today!!
hurrayy! and apparently people are so damn jakon. they took the lift to every floor. like oh my god rilek ah. i waited for the one bloody lift for years sia down there. people were happily celebrating inside the lift, playing hide and seek at every floor. if can, they wan to cut ribbon in front of the lift. people who didnt live at my corridor there also take the lift. the ice-cream auntie also took the lift. whaaattt. tmr the mama shop people also take. everynite, the nenekreps play with the lift. no surprise if the lift is under maintenance again.
after prayers, my father zoom and played with the lift and waved at people. i can't believe my father actually did that. when he got home from work, he was screaming from outside. i tot whatt.
"LIFT CAN ALREADYY!!"
errr dot dot. and when i got out of the lift, i knocked on my door like a loanshark wants it's money...and when i looked behind...i realised my neighbours were staring at me..from the lift. gosh! okay thats it.
okay currently i'm in the comp lab...ALL ALONE!!! can you like imagine a skinny emo girl sitting in the corner sobbing while updating this?? imagine people!! my friends left me for food! haha okay actually no lah. it's all bcos im fasting.
0.o
firi fasting?
yes i know shh. ya ive been fasting for 3 days (i can sense im losing 3kg oredi) and im left with 11 days! sad siaa. my friends are probably biting their lips, pouting, wondering what to eat while im here....sobbing in the cold,cold freezer(this comp lab is seriously cold i tell you.my nails are purple like brinjal sia!). sobs sobs. probably they're slurping on their fried fish soup noodle (damn), munching on their seafood fried rice(damn damn!)....and laughing at weird people in flavours. now im craving for chicken porridge, fried rice....fried fish soup....YONG TAU FUUUUUUUHHHHHYOOOOOOO!! goshhhh.
okay stop it stop it. patience patience. but patience has its limits man! okay didi just book in today. sobs. it's a friday cmon!! but hehe he'll be back tmr. and yes, didi finally posted out!! like finally!! hurrayyyy! after 3 months of mourning. im no more lonely girlss heyy! now ive a friend to accompany me eat kfc after school. oh boy, i miss bandito although i had it yesterday for buka. when you break fast, you can finish up 1 bandito in secs i tell you! i finished mine while didi is like halfway finishing it.
hmmmmm well, it's niceee...and i was damn hungry okay. alamak people fasting right. okay so, i went for didi's pop (passing out parade). i cant figure out pop at first. it sounded like pop music. so, it was fun minus the-irritating-kerek-nk mampos families who boasts like they own a mansion. sialah seriously my ears were near to bleeding. lucky never bleed. okay so didi get to shoot fire using this gun i dunnoe wads it called. but seriously, my eyes were superglued and i could just hear the angelic sound when i saw him. clouds and birds flying around him. awwwww. okay okay.
andd the food is super nice. slurp. the prawns, there's laksa, chicken rice (like school canteen sia). the most classic one got apek ice-cream! weird. apek ice-cream and its free! they must have a lottt of $$$. okay so will update pics soon.
hohoho. it's 12.17pm and they're not here!! sobsss.
i sit in this comp lab all alone on the boulevard of broken dreamss.....